i have a pair

Dan Michalski over at The Scrolldown has posted an amusing tale of hold'em and distraction.

After some ups and downs, I went on a little tear, knocking out four players in about six or seven hands -- decent cards, but nothing more impressive than pocket jacks. But then an attractive woman with enormous natural breasts noticed my emerging prowess -- and though I had tried to give myself an additional edge by not showering before the tourney, she sat down next to me and began touching me a lot and giggling.