Just got this text message tonight from a buddy who's in Vegas:

Up 100. Been to boardwalk aladin excalibur luxor. Lots of drinks and of course hoover dam! See u soon.

Vegas baby. This particular friend, who's doing the tourist thing because he's in Vegas with his parents, has a penchant for $5 blackjack at low-roller casinos (see above text message) and large quantities of scotch and diet coke. Which brings me to my next point.

The Reverse Cowgirl posted a link to this decent list of gambling jargon. Which is a nice coincidence because I was about to post my own short list. Inspired by my $5 blackjack friend, and a recent episode of Lucky where Lucky's two buddies simultaneously yell out "Monkey!!" at the blackjack table. So I present

Things to shout at the blackjack table

Ask for a face card
  Monkey!
  Pick-cha!
  Brick!
  Give me some paint!
  Big-ah one!
  Face me!

Ask for a small card
  Little!
  Baby!
  Doo! (deuce)

Ask for an ace
  Bullet!
  A...!

After you've busted
  Ai-ya!
  22. I stand. (grin)

When doubling
  Down and dirty please. (to have your double card dealt face down)

Perhaps later I'll write up a primer on how to properly hand gesture when playing blackjack, including my patented moves: the cross-table stand (guaranteed to irk anal dealers everywhere), the teeny-pinky-scratch-please-give-me-a-four hit, and the fake-hit-on-blackjack-ha-ha-i'm-hilarious. Pure gold.

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